free kindle book 22nd May only!

Hi
To celebrate the upcoming launch of my second short sci fi collection, I'm putting my first collection up for free on the 22nd of May.   It's the last time I'm giving it away, so grab it while it's going (and leave a lovely review if you feel like it).  Link to Kindle store below - thanks:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fiction-Foreign-Planets-Science-Quickies-ebook/dp/B00JOTG5BG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1398334477&sr=8-1&keywords=sean+kavanagh

My book blog

Hello there.

I've got a blog now about my authoring and screenwriting, including my upcoming ebook of short science fiction stories.   If you enjoy reading or sci fi, why not give it a follow?  Or share it with anyone you know may enjoy it - thanks

http://seankavanaghauthor.blogspot.co.uk/

cheers
SK

Osborne admits economy 'a bit like a David Lynch film'

UK Chancellor George Osborne today admitted he found running the UK economy 'a bit like a David Lynch film,  frankly it leaves me confused.  I open up those economic reports and it may as well be David Bowie talking backwards whilst a dwarf stares out at me from behind a curtain. '

Osborne however insisted his economic programme would turn out as well as the Lynch directed Sci Fi film Dune. 

POLICE CALL OFF SEARCH FOR MATCHING SOCK

Westcumberlandshire Police today called off a massive hunt for a matching sock.

The search, which had involved 100 officers, was finally wound down last night.  A police spokesman commented: "We unfortunately have to accept that we'll never find the matching sock.  This type of disappearance is distressingly common, and we suspect a major eastern European sock trafficking ring may be involved. "

FASHION MAGAZINE ADMITS THAT ‘HIPSTER’ COVER STAR WAS JUST A BADLY DRESSED OLD MAN

A top fashion magazine was today forced into a humiliating apology after it admitted that its hot new cover star was in fact not a hipster, but just an old man in bad clothing.  The magazine editor apologized, saying he was ‘off his tits on coke’ and ‘could not really be held responsible for stuff’.

The elderly man, Arthur French from Chalfontshire, said he only agreed to sit for the photo as he thought  the advert he had replied to was for a ‘hip replacement’ not a hipster.

 

 

 

 

‘AN AREA THE SIZE OF BELGIUM’ NOT A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT COMPLAINS BELGIAN GOVERNMENT

At the UN today, the Belgian Foreign Minister complained about the use of the term “An area the size of Belgium. “  Henk Van der Vandeervan addressed the chamber, stating: “Whenever an ice shelf melts, or some rain forest is burnt, it is always described as ‘an area the size of Belgium’.  Frankly, people are getting suspicious.”

JEHOVAH’S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME LAUCHED

The government today launched an initiative to protect British households from the attention door-stepping Jehovah’s witnesses.

  Details are secret, but the scheme will include relocating anyone who has been door-stepped more than twice and changing their identity.  To save money a limited number of new identities will be on offer: Derek Frapply for men and Helena Hope for women.  If money can be found, the Treasury may later add Kenneth and Daphne as naming options.

 The special relocation homes have no front door, thus preventing future doorstep evangelising (owners will however have to crawl in and out of their new home via the windows, but this is considered a small price to pay to avoid having to talk to two scary Christian dead-eyes called Chad for hours on end.)

Church of England coffee mornings are not covered under the scheme.