Friday 8 November 2013

ENTIRE POPULATION OF UK TO BE OVER 80 by 2050


The Office of National Statistic today published a report predicting that the entire population of the UK will be over 80 by 2050.   The ONS has said this information will act as an important tool for Government, especially in planning areas like hospitals and the production of own brand custard creams.

A spokesman for the ONS tried to allay fears of a fiscal crisis caused by 70 million pensioners, pointing out that their data suggest that a man in Cheam will still be of working age, though he may need to get a second job to shore up the Government’s tax income.

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