Scientist today announced they have started construction on the world’s most powerful supercomputer, in a bid to finally understand Donald Trump's hair.
A spokesman at Pease Pottage Technology Institute commented: “Until the construction of this computer, Trump’s hair has frankly been beyond the understanding of human science. It’s right up there with the Big Bang in terms of controversy and complexity. We know that Trump's hair ‘exists’, but where does it start? Is it combed over from his ears? Or maybe up from his back? This new computer will finally solve these deep and troubling riddles. “
The new machine will be capable of calculating 10000000 mega-Trumps per second.